This page, this page you are reading now will contain the video below.

In 9 hours, my upload will complete. 🙏 update: 9:00pm at Walmart — upload almost complete.

Shortly thereafter you shall BEHOLD: How I kicked my own ass playing billiards at THE HOLE.

Their t-shirt should be:

I KICKED MY OWN ASS at THE HOLE(s)
Watering Hole Saloon(s)

I’m not sure if kicking one’s own ass is something to celebrate, though. I suppose if you really CAN kick you own buttocks then hat off to ya.

The YouTube app on my phone says 6 hours now.

While we wait, here are some more sky blasts:

Now YouTube says 13 hours.

If I were a Rich Man, I’d bebebebedyeeb bebye get faster internet.

Now it’s 3 hours.

Could be any time. In the meantime, more of this delicious entertainment.

If you’d like to send me cash money, I won’t stop you.

OR!

You could donate to our Karen’s Power Tools FREE SOFTWARE for Windows project!

Karen’s Software

Founded by Karen Kenworthy in 1999 (RIP 2011), Operated by Joe Winett  on behalf of her family.

Free Software

Karen’s Power Tools are utility programs that make life with Microsoft Windows a lot easier.  These programs are licensed for free for personal and educational use.

https://www.karenware.com/donate

1 hours remaining!

no wait…says 6 again.